Pooty shakes off the cobwebs of shell shock, the fifth Great War has ended with the lowering of the flag of Debbie that flys high over the Rejects hive. Pooty neglects the booty as a consequence of the fifth Great War. To catch all up on the cliff notes of the fifth Great War, Pooty leaves all with 2 beautiful poems from the muses of BFY.
One dark, cold, day in the swamp of bunny An enemy came to call They flew the flag of the girl named Debbie And stole riches from one and from all The noble bunnies did their best They put on quite a show But the rejects were a major pest Morale was at a low Then from the distance, came a knight Vive la resistance was his cry The warrior known as Pooty With brave Pudding by his side Hope returned to the clan known as bunnies And honor reigned once again So they sang great songs about Pooty The honorable man, known as friend! -DracoThePissed
This is the story of Pooty and Lady Puddingtane. They waged a two-man war for no material gain. Our heroes were disturbed by an evil Avatar; To wage this war within our realm they would travel very far. The targets of their ire were a travelling foreign clan; Who worshipped Evil Debbie, when our heroes hatched a plan. They travelled to the Rejects and in their Swamp did camp. Which took a lot of fortitude, 'cause Swamps are cold and damp. For seven days and seven nights, they sniped the heathens' kills; They deprived the wayward Rejects from getting any thrills. Then Otter rejected Debbie as their resolve did wane and wane. So today we live to celebrate Pootytay and Puddingtane. -Jatz
