The Results Are In For PootysBootys Spokesman

The results are in and it was a close one… The men known as Chunk from Goonies, Yahoo Serious, and Gary Busey went next and neck but ultimately the man known as Gary Busey pulls out the squeaker. Pooty thanks all for their meaningful contributions. As a token of gratitude Pooty leaves all with Pootys college thesis. Pooty used to do drugs. Pooty still does, but Pooty used to too.

What man should be the spokesperson for PootysBooty.com?

The man known as Yahoo Serious 4 / 24

16.67%

The man known as Pauly Shore 2 / 24

8.33%

The man known as Gary Busey 5 / 24

20.83%

The man known as Billy Baldwin 2 / 24

8.33%

The man known as Luke Perry 0 / 24

0%

The man known as Crispin Glover 3 / 24

12.5%

The man known as Danny Bonaducci 0 / 24

0%

The man known as Chunk From Goonies 4 / 24

16.67%

The car known as K.I.T. 2 / 24

8.33%

Other 2 / 24

8.33%

How fast can the man or girl run?

Very Fast 3 / 21

14.29%

Fast 2 / 21

9.52%

Average 6 / 21

28.57%

Slow 5 / 21

23.81%

I cannot even walk. Awkard poll question. 3 / 21

14.29%

None of your business Pooty. 2 / 21

9.52%

Is Pooty a turd as the girl known as BFY lucygoosey suggests?

Yes 3 / 13

23.08%

No 10 / 13

76.92%

Vote For PootysBooty Spokesperson

Pooty in all his generousity gives all free access to all-knowing, to peace and to love, but Pooty requires something from all. Pooty puts the future face of Pootys Booty in all’s hands.

Polls close on June 24th, so rock the vote!

Pooty approves this message.

What man should be the spokesperson for PootysBooty.com?

The man known as Yahoo Serious 4 / 24

16.67%

The man known as Pauly Shore 2 / 24

8.33%

The man known as Gary Busey 5 / 24

20.83%

The man known as Billy Baldwin 2 / 24

8.33%

The man known as Luke Perry 0 / 24

0%

The man known as Crispin Glover 3 / 24

12.5%

The man known as Danny Bonaducci 0 / 24

0%

The man known as Chunk From Goonies 4 / 24

16.67%

The car known as K.I.T. 2 / 24

8.33%

Other 2 / 24

8.33%

How fast can the man or girl run?

Very Fast 3 / 21

14.29%

Fast 2 / 21

9.52%

Average 6 / 21

28.57%

Slow 5 / 21

23.81%

I cannot even walk. Awkard poll question. 3 / 21

14.29%

None of your business Pooty. 2 / 21

9.52%

Is Pooty a turd as the girl known as BFY lucygoosey suggests?

Yes 3 / 13

23.08%

No 10 / 13

76.92%

 

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